Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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