I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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