He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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