i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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