If i come over, it means nothing
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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