i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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