I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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