She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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