I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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