i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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