My brain says no but my pants say off.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
