my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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