You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
home. puking in laundry basket.
time to smoke my breakfast
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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