Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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