i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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