rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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