haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
There are leaves in my underwear?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
