ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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