I showed him my bush... on skype.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize