he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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