Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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