yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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