Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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