i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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