You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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