You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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