Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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