hell yes lets make some ravioli
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Someone shattered a urinal.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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