what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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