we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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