I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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