so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
