I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
