she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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