Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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