So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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