hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
