She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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