ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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