quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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