thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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