There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize