so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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