People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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