Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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