Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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