This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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