My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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