Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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