TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I have feelings that need drinking.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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