I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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