i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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