I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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